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jon lajoie

johnattan lajoie, canadian comedian who got famous making awesome videos on the internet.
check ou his youtube channel "jonlajoie" .
"My favorite toy when I was a kid was this motherfuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with this motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex in the Sears Catalog and then I played with MY motherfucker all day long, about 10 times a day man ! All year long !"

"Notin speacial bout me motherfucka !"

- Jon Lajoie, from his song Everyday Regular Normal Guy 1&2
jon lajoie by alansfr April 6, 2008
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Its hard to define lajune, she is a rare breed, you will never find another female like her. She is extraordinarily , phenomenal and cut from a different cloth. When lajune faces adversity she will always rise, nothing but god can stop her endeavors. Her beauty is mesmerizing, anyone who gets involved with her will be addicted for life. Not only for her beauty but her loyalty and survival ethics can never be duplicated. Lajune looks a life's obstacles like a obstacle course, knocking each road block down as they come, she is an extreme being, something like out of this world (galactic). The most important thing to know about lajune is, she is a lover and loves hard, but please done cross her, she can become Satan's advocate.
Say, I know u know lajune.. Yea she the baddest chick in these streets right now, she always been a go getter, nothing she does surprises me, I would try and get at her, but she look so damn mean all the time, with her fine self.
lajune by Lajune December 21, 2016

laquieta 

Beautiful and good pussy.
LaQuieta is beautiful and have very good pussy
laquieta by Que-T-Pie December 19, 2016

laquietta 

Is supposed to be a rude and crankie girl she get mad easily she is attracted to 9/10% of boys that she meets and she hates telling the truth but over all is quiet smart
Laquietta like him but she don't wanna tell you but she is also crankie today
laquietta by Hxid j6 December 19, 2017
She is the best person to be around. She is supportive and caring. She is also the basest bitch around so don’t step to a Lauie.
Lauie is such a bad bitch.
lauie by anonymous December 1, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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