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Lads and Lasses 

STEREOTYPE:
rolls around in Canterbury tracksuits,Nautica or polo shirts
Nike hats Tilted up, and nike TN's. Bashes emos and the like,is constantly on drugs and vandalises public property.
this is a common misconception and it is WRONG Dammit!
This is not an image, it is a lifestyle,
A real lad or lass does not give a fuck who you are or what you think, if u cum up against us, we will crush you. we are not all town hall steps,bludging at the train station, mcdonalds hangout retards. Those Gronks are posers and wish they were lads and lasses. Some of us do actually have jobs to fund our expensive clothing, spraypaint and drug habits. Not all of can be bothered running from shop attendants after we flogged $300 worth of clothes. We rave because we love the music and love to get our gabber on and we get on pills cuz we can if we want, dnt be jelous that u cant.Most of us are hektik kunts and we live life regardless of our haters.
Half the definitions on here are even wronger than a lad in skinny jeans...because they are written by emos and the like, who wouldnt know shit from clay if they stuck their finger in it.
we also hate Peshays wannabe lads and lasses, gronks, clones and toys who make our graff spots redhot.
Lads and lasses are misunderstood. People who think they know about us wouldnt know a bus was up their ARSE till the people starting getting off.

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026