te la metio

just slag for putting "dick in you"

Te la metio juan

by Lag999 July 21, 2022

La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

Chelsea Laing

The gayest child around she will never help u hahah

Chelsea Laing suck on big peens only xoxo

by A bill mate August 6, 2019

Ahiko La fetit

A small and smol adowable person who needs chief in her life

Ahiko La Fetit said "Envy is really gae or gay"

by Zupley April 2, 2021

LA tap water

The watery anal return following the administration of an enema.

I was prepped for anal with my girlfriend last night, but her LA tap water never came back out.

by professor longdick December 27, 2019

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html

by SirSimon July 2, 2021

las anod

Las anod is composed of the descendants of darawiish

he's from las anod

by readyforthemoon55 February 9, 2020