l and f 

Literally and figuratively. When something you say can conveniently have this type of double meaning - proper replacement for saying literally all the damn time.

Girl, I bought that cheap lotion on sale and I payed for it, l and f. Ugh, my skin is all itchy and greasy right now.

Other girl: What you pay is what you get, l and f.

l and f by Ciceroma September 20, 2013

H and L Finances 

An up and coming company that will be worth billions one day

Did you hear about how well H and L Finances are doing in the stock market?

H and L Finances by rags2richesgeturmoneyup February 14, 2021

National N and L names fuck day 

A day where people who’s names start with N and L must have sex on May 15th

Luci: I’m so excited to fuck Nicole today for national N and L names fuck day
Albert: Wow I sure wish I could celebrate a day like this

National N and L names fuck day by nives24645 May 14, 2021

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 10, 2017

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>A real group of five ministers under King Charles II whose last names happened to form the acronym C-A-B-A-L: Clifford, Arlington, Buckingham, Ashley, and Lauderdale<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by ibehemother343I June 17, 2026