a fat slob, who wishes to be a woman, so he grows his "man boobs" to enormous grotesque sizes. a person with over 8 nipples. someone with diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain. someone with a very tiny penis, or lack of a penis. also known to have stripper moms. may have terrets.
If you don't stop porking fat chicks named suarez and eating twinkies all day people are going to think you are a kyp.
by Jim Horst December 12, 2007
Get the kypmug. A Frisian word to describe someone who keeps on gossiping about other people. Named after a Frisian guy named Hendrik Kyp who spent his life gossiping about other people from his town.
Person: Did you hear Roelie's tits were fake? Kyp told me.
Me: No way dude, when?
Person: I was buying condoms at the grocery store and he just wouldn't shut up about it!
Me: Then it must be true. By the way last sunday he told me you were gay while I was on my way to play soccer.
Me: No way dude, when?
Person: I was buying condoms at the grocery store and he just wouldn't shut up about it!
Me: Then it must be true. By the way last sunday he told me you were gay while I was on my way to play soccer.
by frisianprincess October 28, 2023
Get the Kypmug. (John sits in Sam's seat)
Sam: Uh, John I think that's my seat.
John: No its not. Its a common seat!
Sam: No.
John: It doesn't have your name on it!
Sam: John, KYP.
(John stands up and finds a new seat)
Sam: Uh, John I think that's my seat.
John: No its not. Its a common seat!
Sam: No.
John: It doesn't have your name on it!
Sam: John, KYP.
(John stands up and finds a new seat)
by J.R. Celski March 2, 2014
Get the KYPmug. Girl: "hey what are the plans for tonight?"
friend: "not 100% sure yet but i'll KYP"
Girl: "okay, sounds good!"
friend: "not 100% sure yet but i'll KYP"
Girl: "okay, sounds good!"
by batman10 September 19, 2011
Get the KYPmug. A: I've been fired from my workplace!
An intellectual : It is might be for the better, you have to KYP!
An intellectual : It is might be for the better, you have to KYP!
by Intellectual2021 September 17, 2021
Get the KYPmug. The coolest mf you'll ever meet. It's capable of ground shattering, world trembling farts that can gag a moose. He's a little crusty but it's okay cause he's hot and it adds charm. Also stupid good at art. If you need company get urself a Kyp. You can pick one up in your local forest.
by BruceWrangler69420 July 20, 2021
Get the Kypmug. by YouLikeTeabags? August 13, 2016
Get the Kyp Effectmug.