kwyjibophobia

A fear of big, dumb, balding North American apes with no chins and short tempers. Officially known as a fear as of 2019, when it was coined by a notable kwyjibo, Renee Brown, who hated herself and wanted a word to describe it.
Dad is a kwyjibo! I HAVE KWYJIBOPHOBIA OH MA GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
by A skibidigmasexual man August 27, 2025
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