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Proper noun. Female name derived from Arabic. Literally "picking the best fruit from the best tree."

A Kutoof is the best of the best. She has amazing sense of humour and lights up a room with her smile. Her beauty shines through no matter what the occasion, and she won't be caught looking derpy in a snapchat. She puts her whole heart into everything she pursues. She cherishes her friends more than anything in the world and would do anything for them, but may not be the most comforting in times of grief. She loves having a good time and takes each day as a blessing. She is every guy's dream girl; smart, pretty, and funny.
What the most wonderful thing about Kutoofs? Is the she's the only one! That girl is so special--she must be a Kutoof! Dang, that girl looks hella cute in her selfie but said the wrong thing again.
kutoof by mielcoupe January 6, 2017
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kuthoofd 

dutch word combination used to insult someone, kut = cunt, hoofd = head
in english its more used as shithead
Flikker op kuthoofd! (Fuck off shithead!)
kuthoofd by ®owdy July 12, 2004
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A smaller species of teddy bear, commonly found in the cracks and crevices around the bed.
The kutoos ran around the bed and fell down the Black Hole.
Kutoo by Sulaibob Syedelo January 12, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026