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Asian perents use it twards they child whem they do someting wrong
Such as...
Kuti ka kita
Soore ka kuti
Mara dill na ka kutiyaa
Kuti by Khaddzzz January 20, 2019
Related Words
kuti • kutia • kutie • Kutiya • kuti di poonch • Kutiba • Kutiful • Kutik • kutiki • Kutimu
A slang word meaning Bitch in punjabi
Have you seen Adam hes such a kuti.
Kuti by Haaris knows english January 24, 2021
A Shona word that most native Shona speakers throw in, in place of "that" while speaking in English subconsciously.
I know kuti you heard me.
Kuti by wonderkiddd February 1, 2024

kuti di poonch 

kuti = female dog
poonch = tail
kuti di poonch = bitch's tail

Something useless and funny.
Vik: "Tara dissed Harry AGAIN!"
Kumal: "That boy doesn't learn does he."
Vik: "Nope! He's a real kuti di poonch!"
kuti di poonch by Luddu Singh August 27, 2007

fela kuti 

Nigerian music, band-leader, singer, and activist who founded the Afro-beat genre of music and achieved international acclaim for it. Outspoken critic of the Nigerian government. Educated and traveled through the UK and US. Released over 50 albums, mostly while he was alive.

Detractors highlight his propensity to have numerous sex partners (which led to his death from AIDS in 1997), unnecessarily long songs, and his extreme addiction to marijuana. For these reasons and his influence some call him "Africa's Bob Marley".
(In talking about the Nigerian military government) "Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood Chorus of singers: Them regular trademark!." - Fela Kuti's song "Sorrow, Tears, and Blood"

"International thief thief! ITT!" - infamously fraudulent communications company in Nigeria
fela kuti by Chimaobi A. August 27, 2006

puchu kuti 

This is the Tamil word for Dick
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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