Kurt Vonnegut 

Kurt Vonnegut is an author. He looks like this:

Kurt Vonnegut is a human. There are 6.5 billion humans on Earth, which is the third planet from it's sun.

Kurt Vonnegut by Kilgore Trout November 11, 2007

Kurt Vonnegut 

A literary genius for whom I would go gay for. The best human being to ever grace this universe.

I would become a fabulous homosexual for Kurt Vonnegut.

Kurt Vonnegut by Frothy Walrus March 13, 2010

kurt vonnegut 

A writer. Most famously wrote Sluaghter House Five, cats cradle. A literarly God.

By the way, his son, Mark Vonnegut, has a wonderful book. It's called, "The Eden Express."

Kurt Vonnegut is god. He is a better writer then you. He is a better writer then all the other writers that you read.

kurt vonnegut by Jakeisuseless March 1, 2005

kurt vonnegut 

a god. better than god.

kurt vonnegut is much cooler than you.

kurt vonnegut by tigre December 22, 2004

kurt vonnegut 

a really good writer, but not a god. that sorta takes it too far.

My friend recommended Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut. I enjoyed it, but it didn't make me want to worship him.

kurt vonnegut by bokonon March 20, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019