same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...

sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...

kuntry blumkin by the human tripod July 31, 2012

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Kuntry bumpkin

A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.

"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"

"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."

Kuntry bumpkin by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018

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ghetto kuntry

a way of life

that roostor is so ghetto kuntry

ghetto kuntry by cliftdwellr July 10, 2011

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The Kuntry Boi Effect

The Kuntry Boi Effect is a strategy that guys use to trick girls into thinking they are attractive by wearing jeans, boots, and a hat.

I found myself checking out what I thiught was a cute guy, only to find out that he was using The Kuntry Boi Effect.

The Kuntry Boi Effect by Mr. Dinky-Clinky😤 March 2, 2019

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Kuntya Douchya

A female version of douche bag who is rude, pretentious, and fancies herself as being a perfect specimen of a human being in looks and intelligence. Although everyone assumes this is a woman she looks like a man; there is a high likelihood she was either born with a penis or as a hermaphrodite.

I cannot stand <insert name of offender here> , she is such a Kuntya Douchya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuntya Douchya by QDB - Queen Douche Bag April 19, 2010