same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...
sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...
A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.
"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
A female version of douche bag who is rude, pretentious, and fancies herself as being a perfect specimen of a human being in looks and intelligence. Although everyone assumes this is a woman she looks like a man; there is a high likelihood she was either born with a penis or as a hermaphrodite.