Rilee is so kuntry
by loljessicalol March 02, 2016
The Kuntry Boi Effect is a strategy that guys use to trick girls into thinking they are attractive by wearing jeans, boots, and a hat.
I found myself checking out what I thiught was a cute guy, only to find out that he was using The Kuntry Boi Effect.
by Mr. Dinky-Clinky😤 March 02, 2019
A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.
"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018
same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...
sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...
by the human tripod March 15, 2012