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SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO
Mike: "hey can i have a gun"
Quiet kid: "sure, why?"
mike: "Kumon."
quiet kid: "oh."
by ilikeguns:) October 6, 2020
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Kumon is the largest after-school math and reading program and many parents love it as a way to torture their children with no physical abuse. Everyday it eats away at your soul while others are maintaining a good social life.If one question is answered wrong, you get earraped by a indian, asian, or old woman and you will have to repeat that worksheet at least 7 times.They make kids into robots. They teach stuff that is utterly boring to eat away at your social life. Kumon is worse than PETA and it should be named a terrorist group.
Person: "why didnt you come over today?"
me: "oh, you know, doing Kumon packets."
by opoks December 1, 2020
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A place Toru Kumon made with Shaitan (Satan) to torture kids and make them suffer. Also known as "Hell and Heck".
"I have to go to hell (Kumon). rerererererererererererere-."
by an experienced soul December 12, 2019
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It is an interment camp to smart people mostly kids with parents who push them to do stuff way to early or people who are failing school. Some Kumons have a day where you get to use all the “Kumon Money” you gained to purchase trinkets that cost $5 in real life wether as in Kumon they are worth your free time and soul.
Person A: “Dude get on we playing COD
Person B: “Can’t, I have Kumon”
Person A: “You motherfucker
by KumonBoy69 April 16, 2021
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A gas chamber for kids. They start of easy and good and end up as shit you need to do every hour of the day.

Its like you have exams and they make you do stuff that is not even in the damn syllabus.
Random kid ,"Looks like i have some free time for about five minutes a day"
Kumon said,"No"
by Random guy that died February 9, 2021
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Math Tutoring program that firther enhances the already super intelectual asian mind. Everybody must learn soem Kumon.
I learn Kumon so one day I will rule the worl
by Anon Y. Mous March 19, 2004
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Friend: I want to go to Kumon
Me: You'll need these
*Throws glasses*
by lmaowhyamihere112223344 March 4, 2021
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