Kryptodick
the only thing that will keep you safe from whores with golden vaginas that like to whore whore whore it up.
Kryptodick by on work stoppage November 10, 2011
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1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin
2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)
2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)
i was at this strip club this weekend and there was this babe who without a doubt was kryptonic...too bad she was dumb as a box o rocks
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Kryptonic
A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.
Despite turning 18 and having new superpowers (the ability to go clubbing and drinking legally) my Kryptonic mother won't even let me leave the house at night to do such acts.
Cryptodickbutt
Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”
Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”
Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”
Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”
Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”
Cryptodickbutt by Gablp December 28, 2021
Kryptosock
The type of tight sock that when worn for any length of time starts to suck the energy, even the very life force from your body, like Kryptonite to Superman. Can be used to describe any piece of clothing that has the same effect.
Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.
Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.
Kryptosock by Skotishoki December 8, 2017
KrypticKurt
A youtuber who consumes an unhealthy amount of helium. Why? Nobody knows but it makes his intros funny as heck.
KrypticKurt by Dominic0756 June 20, 2020
KryptoNike
KryptoNike by Humerian January 14, 2011