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Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra
Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017
Related Words
krilf krills kilf krillin krilla krilling krillion Krille Kriff Kril
Used to describe a particularly short haircut. Used in reference to the "Dragon Ball" character, who is bald.
Person 1: yoooooo my dude you seen Trey today??
Person 2: YEAH BRUH MY SON GOT THE KRILLIN
Krillin by Lil Gris The Kid March 21, 2017
A "swear word" used by characters in the Star Wars Expanded Universe
Usually used in real life by people too prudish to swear
What the kriff?!
Gosh kriffing darn it!
Kriff by Mistlebone January 13, 2017

Krillion 

Krillion: a word you can use in many ways. like Million, or trillion.
Krillion by Chaeyoung_Fox April 22, 2023
Crack cocaine; Specifically, individual crack rocks.
Used extensively in rhymes by rapper MF DOOM.
"Villain man never ran with krills in his hand, and
Won't stop rockin' till he clocked in a gazillion grand."

- MF DOOM, Gazillion Ear

"Instead, she wants to hear the beatbox
Take pills and make fake krills that's sheetrocks."

- MF DOOM, Vomitspit

"We hollow krills, she swallow pills
He follow flea collar three dollar bills."

- MF DOOM, Beef Rap

"Never seen the shit again, but he's still my dunny
Only thing that come between us is krill and money."

- MF DOOM, Rhymes Like Dimes

"Don't smoke krill, won't need Topol
If the flouride don't kill you, then the soap will."

- Viktor Vaughn (MF DOOM), Dope Skill
krills by Doogie Howitzer October 2, 2009

krillion 

a whole mess of 'um. the most you can imagine without reaching infinity.
that loser called me a krillion times but i muted his ass.
or "i have a krillion shoes but going to dillards to see what they have"
krillion by pinkandred February 4, 2006