A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.
Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Kaelle may very well be the greatest friend you will ever have. Her kindness, warmth and love has a tendency of touching your heart and soul. Her unique beauty is of such magnitude that it becomes uncomprehending to how someone like yourself could have ever been blessed enough to be placed in the same world as someone as astounding as Kaelle. Your friendship with Kaelle is not like any other and it will quite often become one of the most precious thing in your life. If by any chance you are blessed enough to meet or even become friends with a Kaelle trust me when I say life will be more beautiful in every way possible.