kpues 

An individual who exudes confidence and charisma, bringing them great attention and notoriety (particularly on hook-up apps).

“Kpues - a household name.”

kpues by Mi$$ Monday December 1, 2021

Kuestersteffen 

A guy who is a complete nerd, but still has that sexy side to him. He loves Family Guy and Consuela the Hispanic Maid. He is a great guy to hang out with and makes a great friend

Me: Hey Kuestersteffen, did you see the latest Family Guy?
Kuestersteffen: No, No, Mister Superman No Home.
Me: Well You Need To See It!
Kuestersteffen: No, Nooo, I clean now.

Kuestersteffen by JamesDeanII January 17, 2013

knuess

a chronic typo disorder which relates to the involuntary (perhaps sub conscious) key presses of random letters during typing, leading to endless typos throughout months and probably years of conversations (and quite possibly a life time of knuess affected conversations). these involuntary key presses seemingly may or may not have any relation to the actual word meant to be typed. however they are often substituted for other letters in the word.

pronunciation in regular speech: ness or noos (preferred noos)
pronunciation when yelling: NOOS!!

origination: believed to have originated from a digital viking raid on a helpless village. when a horned helmut clad and axe wielding viking entered, a crippled old man looked up and asked: "wh...who are you and what are you going to do to us??" ..........the viking replied........."knuess" .......the others behind him began to chant as they came screaming in.... "KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or maybe it just originated from the chat in the example.... whichever you think is more exciting.. you can spread the legend of the knuess as you please.

vij: *pulls your shirt collar down, pulls out your left tit, licks your nipple then bites it
vij: :LP
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :P
vij: >_>
vij: *bites your nipple off then pulls out my bag of nipples
vij: <_<
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: O_O
vij: *stares at you with your nipple set between my lips and bag open in front of me
vij: 8F
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'(
vij: :O cuti pi!! youre crying!! ..whats wrong?
vij: ({)pic1pic2pic3(})
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: knuess...
vij: KKKNNNNNUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: guess*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: kik :P
vij: KKKNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'( youre making fun of my retardness spelling
vij: KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEESSS!!!!
vij: ok ok im sorry... *puts your nipple back on your tit and pokes it with my tongue
vij: :LP
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: pokes ur crotch :P

knuess by s3dated9sykk0_o September 25, 2009

kuest 

Kuest's are superior to all other names. Do not cross them or you'll get the sword of god.

Woah is that Jamie "Kuest" walking over there! He's the coolest kid in school!

kuest by MisterMediocre November 13, 2020

Kpresseling 

To make an unreasonable comparison between two things and hating the one because it's not like the other

Guy 1: I didnt really like that rugrats movie because it was nothing like the Departed.

Guy 2: Dude you're kpresseling again.

Kpresseling by Rmg1993dawg September 25, 2018

kpress

A wanna-be gangster who drives a very outdated BMW. His name is likely Kevin and his street name is KPress.

Who is that guy rapping about the items on the shelf at Bed Bath and Beyond? It is probably KPress.

kpress by MrRedNWhite October 20, 2021

kpesain 

best mograph editor for real! 😂😂😂😂 ..&.&&:&:@‘swliwowlz

yes kpesain

kpesain by xoishiii April 14, 2022