kpues

An individual who exudes confidence and charisma, bringing them great attention and notoriety (particularly on hook-up apps).

“Kpues - a household name.”

by Mi$$ Monday December 1, 2021

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Kuestersteffen

A guy who is a complete nerd, but still has that sexy side to him. He loves Family Guy and Consuela the Hispanic Maid. He is a great guy to hang out with and makes a great friend

Me: Hey Kuestersteffen, did you see the latest Family Guy?
Kuestersteffen: No, No, Mister Superman No Home.
Me: Well You Need To See It!
Kuestersteffen: No, Nooo, I clean now.

by JamesDeanII January 17, 2013

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a chronic typo disorder which relates to the involuntary (perhaps sub conscious) key presses of random letters during typing, leading to endless typos throughout months and probably years of conversations (and quite possibly a life time of knuess affected conversations). these involuntary key presses seemingly may or may not have any relation to the actual word meant to be typed. however they are often substituted for other letters in the word.

pronunciation in regular speech: ness or noos (preferred noos)
pronunciation when yelling: NOOS!!

origination: believed to have originated from a digital viking raid on a helpless village. when a horned helmut clad and axe wielding viking entered, a crippled old man looked up and asked: "wh...who are you and what are you going to do to us??" ..........the viking replied........."knuess" .......the others behind him began to chant as they came screaming in.... "KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or maybe it just originated from the chat in the example.... whichever you think is more exciting.. you can spread the legend of the knuess as you please.

vij: *pulls your shirt collar down, pulls out your left tit, licks your nipple then bites it
vij: :LP
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :P
vij: >_>
vij: *bites your nipple off then pulls out my bag of nipples
vij: <_<
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: O_O
vij: *stares at you with your nipple set between my lips and bag open in front of me
vij: 8F
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'(
vij: :O cuti pi!! youre crying!! ..whats wrong?
vij: ({)pic1pic2pic3(})
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: knuess...
vij: KKKNNNNNUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: guess*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: kik :P
vij: KKKNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'( youre making fun of my retardness spelling
vij: KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEESSS!!!!
vij: ok ok im sorry... *puts your nipple back on your tit and pokes it with my tongue
vij: :LP
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: pokes ur crotch :P

by s3dated9sykk0_o September 25, 2009

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