by Lindsey Cholera November 24, 2007
Get the kozubmug. A noun meaning "Not from this world". A Kozub is a man who only exists in folklore and legends. One cannot properly put a Kozub into words. He is the human equivalent of a unicorn.
His hair gleams with morning dew and whispered promises through quivering lips.
Even if a Kozub wears glasses, they cannot hide the ever-present, cheeky twinkle in his eye.
A Kozub is the perfect blend of Michelangelo, Beyoncé, and Jeff Foxworthy; who can ask for more?
His hair gleams with morning dew and whispered promises through quivering lips.
Even if a Kozub wears glasses, they cannot hide the ever-present, cheeky twinkle in his eye.
A Kozub is the perfect blend of Michelangelo, Beyoncé, and Jeff Foxworthy; who can ask for more?
by StovesRamDenzel February 28, 2017
Get the Kozubmug. 