An automated nervous system response; resulting in the display of an injury from a phantom strike.
In the animal kingdom; this is the equivalent of "playing dead" - right before discovery, that in fact - you are alive and unscathed.
UFC 113 when Paul Daley threw an illegal knee that clearly missed only for Josh Koscheck to act like the strike landed, this would be an example where he "Koschecked Out".
<Verb> Vocalizing loudly about your brute intentions in regards to a situation, but physically unaffectual and impotent to actually follow through on that which is vocalized.
<Noun> One who uses brute and outrageous vocalization of their strength and prowess to hide that fact that physically, they have none.
When I saw that my brother left trash on the counter of my recently clean kitchen I koschicked him up and down, but we all know I couldn't kick his ass.
Don't be such a such koschick! Aknowledge your shortcomings and stop mouthing off like you can do something specatular.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*