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Koscheck 

another word for the female vagina. Reffering to what his eye looked like after the fight with GSP
your eye looks like a big nasty koscheck!!
Koscheck by The conundrummer December 21, 2010
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Koscheck eye 

The act of GSP (Georges St. Pierre) jabbing someones face until their eye swells up like a vagina during/after a good clitoral pumping.
The man recieved a Koscheck eye for making fun of GSP's accent.
Koscheck eye by A.B. & H.W. December 14, 2010
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Koschecked Out 

An automated nervous system response; resulting in the display of an injury from a phantom strike.
In the animal kingdom; this is the equivalent of "playing dead" - right before discovery, that in fact - you are alive and unscathed.
UFC 113 when Paul Daley threw an illegal knee that clearly missed only for Josh Koscheck to act like the strike landed, this would be an example where he "Koschecked Out".
Koschecked Out by Just J May 22, 2010

koschick 

<Verb> Vocalizing loudly about your brute intentions in regards to a situation, but physically unaffectual and impotent to actually follow through on that which is vocalized.
<Noun> One who uses brute and outrageous vocalization of their strength and prowess to hide that fact that physically, they have none.
When I saw that my brother left trash on the counter of my recently clean kitchen I koschicked him up and down, but we all know I couldn't kick his ass.

Don't be such a such koschick! Aknowledge your shortcomings and stop mouthing off like you can do something specatular.
koschick by gottabecarrie October 21, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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