kormac 

A member of a raid team who does sexual favors (mostly hand jobs) as a form of in game currency for favors in game

"I'll have get you 3 kormac handys for that loot you got"

kormac by Mekon-ized November 5, 2017

Kornackis 

Kornackis are a particular style and color of trousers made popular by MSNBC political correspondent Steve Kornacki. Kornackis can be seen when Steve is at the Big Board reviewing polling data, polling trends, and election results. It is unclear if Steve owns trousers in a different color. Unlike traditional tan-colored Khakis, Kornackis have to be darker, and trend towards a golden or sable brown color. While the cut is somewhat slim, they cannot be “skinny” as this would restrict one’s ability to jump around -- like Steve does at the Big Board. Suggested accompanying apparel: white or light blue button down long-sleeve shirt (sleeves rolled up), striped tie, glasses.

A: What are you wearing tonight?
B: I don’t know. Probably will just throw on a pair of Kornackis. You?
A: Same.

Kornackis by bed and breakfast man October 13, 2020

karmacinoma 

A cancer of the soul caused by a douchebag insane enough to spread bullshit news of illness and death about their loves ones; in order to pathetically evoke the sympathy of others.

Hey man, did you hear Jenkins has Karmacinoma, his dead sister came back to life.

karmacinoma by Tambell September 17, 2018

Kolmac 

A person that holds benevolent magnitude shown through acts of greatness over of his/her entire life, this glory is handed down through birth and thus name is then passed over.

Low-Life Peasant: Did you see Kolmac walk pass?
Inferior Lifeform: I am only a mere mortal, I cannot applaud his glory.

Kolmac by a lowly plebeian February 10, 2020

machi komacine 

machi is a character from the anime/manga hunter x hunter. she is a member of the phantom troupe, a group of nen users that massacred the kurta clan, among many other crimes. she is spider number three of the phantom troupe, and her nen type is transmutation. for her nen, she creates threads out of her life aura to manipulate others, fight, and heal. machi has long pink hair that she typically wears in a ponytail and blue eyes (2011). she is intelligent, cold, calculating, and caring about her close friends.

friend 1: machi is so pretty omg! she's the best member of the phantom troupe.

friend 2: yeah, machi komacine is one of my favorite hunter x hunter characters.

machi komacine by what’s up lol August 22, 2020

karmaclismic 

When karma hits back like a muthafucka, and the whole house of cards that is your life comes crumbling down.

Due to an onrush of karmaclismic events, Howie's life fell apart around him. Maybe he shouldn't have always badmouthed handicapped people.

karmaclismic by Haggymania October 15, 2011

Karmacinoma 

A case of cancer bestowed upon a person, by the universe, in retribution for being an asshole. The severity, prognosis, and degree of suffering endured by the deserving victim are in direct proportion to the scale and egregiousness of the victim's history of being an asshole. The majority of cases are not terminal, suggesting that universe intends these cases to be painful and expensive wake-up calls for the affected assholes. In terminal cases of Karmacinoma, it appears that the universe is unleashing its oncogenic wrath as a means of purging the most flagrant assholes from society.

Upon contracting Karmacinoma, no acts of contrition, apologies, or promises to modify behavior have been shown to mitigate the severity or duration of the disease. In cases where the victim survives the illness, such acts and sustained follow-though on them have been shown to extend remission, often indefinitely. Recurrent cases of Karmacinoma carry a 100% terminal prognosis, a clear indication that the universe does not appreciate disregard of a clear and intended wake-up call.

Research has concluded that there is some minimum threshold of being an asshole that must be exceeded before the universe metes out its malignant vengeance on a target victim, suggesting that the universe tolerates some level of asshole behavior. This finding is supported by the empirical observation that every single person is an asshole occasionally, yet not everyone has cancer.

Halpert: Hey, Pam, I just heard that Michael Scott was diagnosed with cancer.
Beesly: Yea, it's bad, Jim. They're saying it's terminal.
Halpert: Any word on what kind of cancer?
Beesly: Stage 4 Karmacinoma.
Halpert: It figures. That guy was such a major asshole.

Karmacinoma by Clark F. Kent December 6, 2019