Konsole

A person who is unfaithful, immature, entitled, loud, and annoying.

Dude you’re such a Konsole!

by DMHStudios12 November 15, 2018

Konsolidate

Konsolidate, written with a K and also known as "Konsolidate-Oh" is an extremely ruthless barber shop in South-East London. The name comes from a combination of two seemingly random words: Killer and cONSOLIDATE. The head barber there, called 'Wale', is thought to be the Spawn of the Devil. He is known to give extremely harsh shape-ups, even inventing the level of -5, which is where he actually reshapes your head. He has been known to also cut hair from across the world, proven when he was visiting his family in Africa, sensed some poor soul needed a haircut, and used JuJu to cut his hair. Unfortunately, the kid did not survive. Victims are known to have 'The Mark of Wale' shaven into their scalp, which looks like a crown, but is actually a 'W'. If you do have an afro, and are in need of a haircut, you are advised to run, and run far. He'll catch you eventually of course, but at least you will have gone down fighting.

*Kid walks into school, bleeding from his head, scars all over across his face*
Friend of the Kid: Oh my...what happened?
Poor Kid:...Well i went to...
Friend of the Kid: Let me guess, Konsolidate? Don't worry, your hair will grow back...maybe.

by SweetK14 July 17, 2009

Konole

A word used to describe one who is a spineless, faggotish pussyhole who can't help but piss off everybody around them by begging, asking stupid questions and being a kont.

~ A pro is standing around looking awesome, a guy comes up begging for money - obviously making no attempt to earn it themselves. ~

Konole: "Hi.. hi... are you there?"
Pro: *silence*
Konole: "Need x money please I'm poor!"
Pro: "Why don't you earn it yourself?"
Konole: "Cos that's too slow I need x money now!"
Pro: "Fuck off you stupid konole, go and earn it yourself."

by Lord Lemon Jr December 26, 2012

konsolejr

someone who is an immature, annoying, disloyal, unfaithful, loud, sleazeball who bitches, whines, and moans about every little thing under the sun.

Dude, you’re acting like such a konsolejr right now!

by DMHStudios12 November 15, 2018

Kansolele

Kansolele. Kanso for short.

He is very thoughtful and someone who you want to be there for you during your lowest. He is an open book but only lets a few people really read that book.
He has the perfect set of teeth and when he laughs, he laughs with his heart, whole heartedly. He always has something to say, it shows that he is comfortable with you.

Definitely get yourself a Kansolele.

"Kansolele is great and fun to be around with"
"Kansolele is trustworthy "
"

by Westbrook_fangirl November 21, 2021