A very intersting person who has a morbid
sense of humor. He laughs at the most
random shit, and he speaks with an intersting asthmatic wheeze. He is quite frankly, hilarious, but also
one of the most scary people you are ever likely to meet. If you see him coming, get out of the way or your life is forfeit.
Person A: You look scared. What
happened?
Person B: I feel like I just
finished staring Death
in the face!
Person A: Why?
Person B: I heard Kohnen wheezing behind me!