kohnlen

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pencil eater

oh wow, kohnlen is such a pencil eater!

kohnlen by owarsky February 18, 2024

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kohnlen

Eraser muncher who may be gay.

Audrey: "Morgan stop being such a kohnlen!!!"

kohnlen by Improv1ng July 7, 2025

Related Words

kohnlen • Kohnen • Kohulen

Kohnen

A very intersting person who has a morbid sense of humor. He laughs at the most random shit, and he speaks with an intersting asthmatic wheeze. He is quite frankly, hilarious, but also one of the most scary people you are ever likely to meet. If you see him coming, get out of the way or your life is forfeit.

Person A: You look scared. What happened?
Person B: I feel like I just finished staring Death in the face!
Person A: Why?
Person B: I heard Kohnen wheezing behind me!

Kohnen by Glassbreaka May 9, 2011

Kohulen

A weird, fun person who can’t keep his mouth shut sometimes and is quite annoying but people still love him

He is being such a Kohulen

Kohulen by Kohulen October 19, 2019

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026