knueter valve

Mythical aircraft component reportedly changed in order to repair a jet that you have no idea what was wrong in the first place. See switchology

Boss: What was the fix on that radar problem?
Mech: We replaced the knueter valve sir.
Boss: Did that fix the problem?
Mech: Sure did sir, jet is back in service.

by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

knuter valve

The part of any mechanical device that is not working.

"Did you check the knuter valve? It's the brass thing underneath the pipe thingy.

by Michael Palmer May 3, 2005

Knuter Valve

The male valve that controls urine flow.

After Ed turned 40 and his knuter valve stopped working properly, he would think he was done urinating and would dribble pee on the front of his pants.

by Redleader1 August 29, 2025