Toddler knocker

When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.

Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!

by Toddler knocker 69 July 14, 2018

Sausage Knocker

An individual who knocks over a vessel of sausages.

Who knocked over all of the sausages on the buffet?
Ben did, he's a sausage knocker

by EvilBoris DX August 8, 2022

Slobber Knockered

A state of being extremely intoxicated to the point there is loss of motor function.

Sorry Jimmy I couldn’t answer your call last night I was really slobber knockered

by Slobbered and Knockered January 17, 2021

Quakkas knockers

Similar to the bees knees or the ducks nuts, if something is great, admirable, to strive for or worthy of going “straight to the pool”room. it is “The Quakkas knockers”

Did you see Thomos land cruiser? It’s the Quakkas knockers!

by Quakka October 29, 2023

nottingham knocker

Nathan.H - giving cold callers a titwank at the door

Oh hi, yes I'd like a nottingham knocker

by PsudoSid March 21, 2016

knocker fever

When a man has a fever for some knockers

Ex: Otto: Dude I totally haven’t gotten laid in a while
Marshall: sounds like you got knocker fever, maybe you should call up Elise.

by Shawnwhutee March 26, 2020

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 October 21, 2015