knock one off

1. Make love to yourself
2. A bout of self help
3. To masterbate
4. Pull the popes cap off

Dont go to the shop yet sugar, I just need to quickly knock one off.

knock one off by Frank Lard June 6, 2007

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knock one off

To have sex or at least reach orgasm in a restricted amount of time.

When I wake up in the morning the gf and me knock one off before I go to work.

knock one off by gerf June 4, 2004

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knockoneoffthewrist

The male act of masturbation to strum one off the wrist or to plain and simply have a wank

Im just going to knock one off the wrist, wont be long boys

knockoneoffthewrist by steve March 5, 2003

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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