knee mail

n. a prayer to God, or whatever higher being you believe in

"My girlfriend is "late" on her period,I better send out some knee mail"

by Billy Boyce July 05, 2005

knee mail

when ever some one yells knee mail and knees you in the snatch or ass or dick

joe:knee mail ..........
tyler:oww shit what was that for bitch

by schademan July 19, 2005

Knee Mail

Prayer to GOD. What someone in a time consumed world would do to expidite matters.

In this world of electronica, GOD still answers all knee mail.

by Steven M. SykeS July 23, 2006

Knee-mail

Reffering to a prayer. People of the church often use it to seem funny. Changed form of e-mail

God answers Knee-mail.

by um dunno i forget it September 16, 2007

Knee mail

Blow job, especially a sloppy one.

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same

by xx-satu May 03, 2021