knitted

used to describe person who is confused, perplexed, lost, etc.

The blonde got totally knitted when asked the way to San Jose, and it was obvious she had no idea.

by pLexT June 14, 2010

knitted Nightmare

a chainmail like wool garment, worn by a women of a certain age.

“Oh mum, you must be boiling in the knitted nightmare!!”

by smelly old witch June 20, 2020

Knitted Sweater

When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.

"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"

by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008

Knitted Underwear

A slang term from South England referring to any girl who doesn't shave or trim her pubic hair, or who has quite a large amount of pubes.

Henry: I say old chap, I hear Lady Gifford goes for the au naturelle look "down there", if one knows what I mean?

Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!

Henry: Quite so old bean!

by Sweet Kiwi July 25, 2009

knitted sock

Lamest Christmas gift one can give to another. Not even a pair, just one knitted sock!

What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is

He’s as useful as a knitted condom

by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022

Don’t get knitted.

Don’t get knitted is an expression used by teenagers to express disgust or surprise. Knit has many definitions so is interchangeable as the situation depends.

Elektra: What does passion fruit taste like?

Samantha: A fruit?

Elektra: Don’t get knitted. 😂

by Into_The_Woods November 8, 2018