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A german last name which means smart, or clever.
Wow, they are so Kluk.
Kluk by Mike Self July 2, 2008
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the congruency of Kak Luck
or in English Genealogy - Shit Luck, from the translation of afrikaans to english: Kak = Shit
ah dude! you slept next to her and didn't bang her.... that's Kluk.

or

You had a one night stand and now she's pregnant!... thats kluk!

or

Did u hook up with that ckick when u got there; No, she left yesterday..... aah thats Kluk
Kluk by Debutdon November 22, 2011
South side Chicago slang for an ex gang banger strung out on dope, pills or high speed chicken- usually used to describe e white bangers (Chiraq has plenty) who are now hypes
Damn bro, just seen Kasper outside the trap house in the hood- he used to be stone now he on shit but being a kluk!
Kluk by SS RiffRaff December 8, 2022

Klářin kluk 

Klářin kluk means a relationship without any hope or future of success in it. These relationships lasts for not a long time.
I have appeared in a Klářin kluk situation.
Why are you crying over that bitch again, don't you see you're in a Klářin kluk?
Klářin kluk by Wiener the pooh October 17, 2020
to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.
Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.
klukow by sguire August 21, 2012

klukluxklan

the way dumbasses who cant spell ku klux klan spell it
theem klu klux klan peeples is a bunch a dumass redknecks
klukluxklan by retarff August 30, 2005
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