A small little man, often blessed with in-proportionate body features such as large arms, or nose, but small legs and feet. He often pursues women, with little to no success, possibly due to disgusting habits such as excessive nose blowing, chocolate milk and slurpee chugging, and black and mild smoking. He is easily noticeable due to his strange forms of transportation which include large buses and vans, or tiny scooters.
-Did you see that Kleinstuber in front of Royal Farms?
-Yea he was chuggin a slurpee in his Astro Van so we got the hell out of there!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.