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Origin: Theatrical term used at The University of the West Indies especially durin our play to describe the guy that attracts the most ladkis (girls in hindi).
There's a kleebs at it again, surrounded by the ladies clad in the most beautiful saris.
kleebs by Rondos November 13, 2016
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kleeborp 

ET's real name according to robot chicken. also a more fun thing to call someone who's a spaz
Elliot:Goodbye ET
ET: Be good
ET: ET home
Alien 1: Oh my god, look! that retard we ditched on earth found his way home
ET: ET phoned home
Alien 2: What the hell are ya callin yourself ET for spaz, your name is kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard
Alien 3: Kleeborp the retard with just one glowing finger
HAHAHAHAH (all ten fingers are glowing)
ET: (sticks up his middle finger which is glowing)
Alien 1: oh now your fucking dead
ET:UUHHH. AAAAH AAAHH EEEHAAH!
Alien 1: (drops him off on a black planet) This time, stay lost loser!
Xenomorph: (growls)
ET: FREIND!

Kleeborp 

A better way to name call someone who is acting as if they are mentally disabled, i.e. to be used instead of the word retard.

From Robot Chicken's ET spoof, with the line:
"What the hell are you calling yourself ET for, you spaz? Your name's Kleeborp, Kleeborp The Retard, with only one glowing finger!"
Don't set fire to your own arse hair - what are you, some kind of Kleeborp?

Kleeborp by Pixie Dom August 26, 2008

Kleebinshmurger

A white horse that eats bagels from Chipotle
Hey, there goes that Kleebinshmurger now!
He is so hot!
Kleebinshmurger by Xaire December 29, 2018

keebstalk 

something that is wider than it is thick and longer than thick and wide. the inverse of a chode. eg: a cylinder with a base in the shape of an elipse, with a cross section on the height axis being a rectangle.
He had a keebstalk shaped ulna. The colt inserted his keebstalk into the mare.
keebstalk by Randall Johnson April 8, 2007

klees.mother 

A cool and amazing Genshin content creator on Tiktok, you can make mutuals with them and their content is cool!
klees.mother is great
klees.mother by pixelcloud July 12, 2021
The exposure of ones gentials when in a mixed sex group. Still practiced in some rural parts of England as part of May day celebrations of fertility song and dance
Eee I adido a Kleeble we will go, a Kleebling we will go to see a John with nought on .................
Kleeble by Stan Freeman August 21, 2006
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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