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klebanov 

Klebanov is so ligma.
klebanov by bengama October 10, 2021
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The Klibanov Syndrome 

Occurs when a guy simps for a girl. He then decides to make a move. The girl then answers that he's her "Plan B" and that she's dating someone else for now. Thus, misleading the simp to think that she's actually dating someone at the moment, and will quit dating him soon for him.
Then, the simp discovers he's not the first to hear that answer from that girl.
Likely to happen to chubby delusional high-schoolers.
Oh, is that what she told you too?
It must be The Klibanov Syndrome.
The Klibanov Syndrome by Romi Kl. January 20, 2022

galina klebanow 

fiery temptress of the sea; her laugh echoes through the parks on a autumns day. as the leaves fall onto the slightly damp, dewy ground, she cries out into the world, "Oh, HOT DAMN!" She also loves to sing, for she is rather good at it.
oh shiat, that kleb is an amazing singer
galina klebanow by fannie lou hamer November 11, 2004
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