Kitchen Gun

An extremely rare weapon that can only be obtained by Derek Bum, which has the ability to instantly clean any surface that it is shot at. However, any object that is shot with the kitchen gun will either be partially or entirely destroyed.

Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new kitchen gun!

Kitchen Gun by [LAN CORD EJECTED] July 21, 2020

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Kitchen Gun

Stand name: Kitchen Gun
Stand user: Derek Bum
Description: The user can fire at a dirty object to make it clean. But the object would probably be destroyed

I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN! *kiss*

Kitchen Gun by stsgsjgartRayxRatydaszdwgks October 14, 2020

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kitchen gun

An unintelligent man magically cleaning and destroying everything in a kitchen, all the while he grins about it and the woman who owns the kitchen is now sobbing.

EX: Bang bang bang! I love you Kitchen Gun!

kitchen gun by Mr.DuckyWhales October 4, 2017

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Kitchen Gun

A gun that look like a Beretta m9 handgun that looks like its been dipped in chrome and can clean any dirty kitchen surface however it will destroy any thing it cleans

Hi i'm Derek bum and this is kitchen gun

Kitchen Gun by Haywire___ December 4, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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