Kiss My Grits

A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.

Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"

Kiss My Grits by topaz49 June 23, 2013

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kiss my grits

phrase commonly said by "Flo" on the television show, Alice.

Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!

kiss my grits by cass March 9, 2004

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kiss my grits

to kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my ass, but more old-fashioned

Amanda: yer a dork
Jason: kiss my grits

kiss my grits by Amandoid March 6, 2004

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you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

you can kiss my grits by larryyfuckingstylinsonn September 3, 2017

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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