Kirstie Alley 

(Verb) To hide to eat a food, usually in a secluded area , usually with sunglasses or other means used to hide your appearance even further.

Aarica is pulling a Kirstie Alley, shes hiding in the bathroom while eating a chocolate chip ice cream sandwich.

OMG...how Kirstie Alley? Hiding food from us while were starving and he's off enjoying a buffet.

eating food over eating

Kirstie Alley by Jax Tyler November 24, 2015

Kirstie Alley 

noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit

noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.

verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long

Kirstie Alley by FckKirstieAlley July 2, 2021

Kirstie Alley Syndrome 

Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next

“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"

Kirstie Alley Syndrome by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver 

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007