Kirkman

somebody who changes a situation of which they have no involvement in order to make it revolve around themself. this results in their hatred by others

did you see that chick who ruined everything. what a kirkman!

by Oakhill Cohort March 27, 2008

evan kirkman

the alpha of all men. legend says he sleeps with 5 different girls every night. also he is a pretty good warzone player.

that guy is picking up so much girls! his name must be evan kirkman.

by jared862731 July 20, 2020

Robert Kirkman

American comic book writer best known for writing The Walking Dead, which is now a popular TV series.

Person 1: Hey, who created The Walking Dead?

Person 2: That would be Robert Kirkman.

by oceanic815 November 12, 2012

Kirkman Treat

Eating a chocolate bar upside down to feel the 'veins' on your tongue.

Mal gave himself a Kirkman Treat and turned his Snickers bar upside down to eat it because he couldn't find a cock to suck.

by Kev's Lexicography December 10, 2025