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kirby stomp 

The act of attempting a curb stomp but failing to kill the individual being stomped
I was about to kill this bitch, but turns out I could only muster up a kirby stomp.
kirby stomp by Beefy McNasty April 30, 2008
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Kirb stomp 

When playing super smash brothers, one beats the absolute shit out of someone with Kirby. This is a rare act of greatness. Being Kirb stomped is a lot like the existence Unicorns. Talked about but rarely seen.
Anthony really Kirb stomped David the other night when they were playing Super smash brothers.
Kirb stomp by tyler_broviet April 28, 2009

Kirb Stomp 

When you're doing a girl from behind and you reach your leg around and kick the girl in the head. Invented by Kirby. A variant involves taking her outside to the curb for a Kirb Curb Stomp.
I pulled the Kirb Stomp on my girlfriend last night and I think she is mad
Kirb Stomp by Kirbster69 June 13, 2010

kirb stomp 

Not to be confused with the infamous "curb stomp," this spike move from the Super Smash Bros. 64 video game is one of the most annoying easy kill moves in the game. The name is a shortened version of the character's name to which this move belongs, Kirby!!! To achieve a kirb stomp, simple jump above your enemy while he/she is off-stage and press down-a before contact and Kirby will drill the victim downward into the infinite abyss. This move is also called the "drill sergeant."
C Falc was tryin to clown stomp me, but i beat him to it and gave him a good KIRB STOMPIN!
kirb stomp by TJ BALL October 3, 2010

Kirbstomp 

When a dirty old librarian takes part in the act of booting someone from her library after having a thorough speech with them and threatening a detetion.
"Often the children are kirbstomped for playing games on the computer."

"Dude, I totally got kirbstomped with like 5 other kids.... it was a world record."
Kirbstomp by suckitpcd November 18, 2009
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murderhobo 

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