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Kingwood Middle School
Kingwood Middle School has the initials KMS for a reason. The teachers, fellow students, and food make you want to just go insane and breakdown. Usually the 8th and 7th graders treat 6th graders like rats and say "And I oop--" even though we are in the 21st century. You have your basic "vsco" girls with their scrunchies and hydroflasks, you have your weird kids who smell like onions for some strange reason, and you have your anime obsessed ones who still seem like they're in 4th grade.
Girl 1: " What middle school did you go to? "
Girl 2: " Kingwood Middle School. "
Girl 1: " Oh my gosh, I feel so bad for you.. "
Girl 2: " Kingwood Middle School. "
Girl 1: " Oh my gosh, I feel so bad for you.. "
Kingwood Middle School by trying_to_warn_abt_kms August 2, 2019
Kingwood Underground
Supposed community website for Kingwood, TX. Most commonly used by overweight housewives to argue with each other over pointless topics, though there are some people who are respectful and post useful information. Forget about a civil discussion about anything. Almost every other topic results in a flame war between two individuals who would rather argue with someone they don't even know then do something productive.
Y'all need to grow up.
Y'all need to grow up.
Worst Uses of Kingwood Underground....
Sherry had housework to do but instead she spent her whole day arguing with someone on Kingwood Underground. At the end of day she realized how pointless this was but the next day she did it again. See SSDD
Bob spent his whole day posting conspiracy theories copied from CNN and Yahoo! on Kingwood Underground instead of playing with his kids.
Jim starts 15 threads a day with bad jokes and stupid pictures.
Mandy read my definition on Urban Dictionary and is deeply offended. She then posts it on Kingwood Underground and says that I in fact have no life for posting this and I am a troll. Everyone agrees with her in order to make themselves feel better about their bad habit.
Best Uses of Kingwood Underground....
Janice had some useful information to post about construction work on Northpark. She posted the information on Kingwood Underground and it saved people time on their commute.
John posted a prayer thread for his brother who was battling cancer. The over whelming showing of support helped John get through the difficult time.
Kate needed help with her iPod. Luckily there were plenty of people on Kingwood Underground to help her.
Sherry had housework to do but instead she spent her whole day arguing with someone on Kingwood Underground. At the end of day she realized how pointless this was but the next day she did it again. See SSDD
Bob spent his whole day posting conspiracy theories copied from CNN and Yahoo! on Kingwood Underground instead of playing with his kids.
Jim starts 15 threads a day with bad jokes and stupid pictures.
Mandy read my definition on Urban Dictionary and is deeply offended. She then posts it on Kingwood Underground and says that I in fact have no life for posting this and I am a troll. Everyone agrees with her in order to make themselves feel better about their bad habit.
Best Uses of Kingwood Underground....
Janice had some useful information to post about construction work on Northpark. She posted the information on Kingwood Underground and it saved people time on their commute.
John posted a prayer thread for his brother who was battling cancer. The over whelming showing of support helped John get through the difficult time.
Kate needed help with her iPod. Luckily there were plenty of people on Kingwood Underground to help her.
Kingwood Underground by 186305 July 13, 2009
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Kingwood
Suburb of Houston, Tx.
see Disturbia
Quite possibly the strangest place on earth. Full of slutty teenage girls and immature fratboys-in-training, who have been raised by their soccer mom type parents to think that the world can't go on without their presence. Kingwood is also made up of kids who have convinced themselves that they're hard-ass-thugs and that Kingwood is a ghetto just because they smoke weed during off-season football and listen to "Hardcore-Rap" (Nelly and Bow Wow) on their way to Tennis Practice.
Weed, drugs, sex, and self-mutilation are all too common in Kingwood-everyone knows how prominent they are, but god forbid you talk about it.
Seldom people in Kingwood have any sense of individual style. The majority are Abercrombie Poster-Models and Scene kids who think they're being original and unique by dressing like 100,000 other people
While the people in surrounding towns see Kingwood as snobby and rich, very few people in Kingwood actually make more then $100,000 a year.
The people of Kingwood think they're rich because they sold their house in California or Arizona for more then it was worth, bought a house in Kingwood for a cheap price, bought a boat they never use, and got a job at Administaff.
There isn't much to do in Kingwood. Unless you enjoy walking your dog or hanging out at CVS, you're screwed unless you have a car and can drive to Humble.
Despite the fact that it resembles a crackhead-version of The Stepford Wives, Kingwood has it's upsides. There's actually some pretty cool people here (who also realize that Kingwood is a lie).
Life in Kingwood seems endless at times, but it can seem easier if you remind yourself that one day you'll escape and venture into the real world-leaving behind people like Bryce, Matt, Ashley, and Emily who were above-all in high school, but will end up working in a cubicle after they pay their way through college.
kingwood is not a good place-it's full of lies, hate, racism, backstabbing, boredom, and soccer moms-but it's surviveable.
see Disturbia
Quite possibly the strangest place on earth. Full of slutty teenage girls and immature fratboys-in-training, who have been raised by their soccer mom type parents to think that the world can't go on without their presence. Kingwood is also made up of kids who have convinced themselves that they're hard-ass-thugs and that Kingwood is a ghetto just because they smoke weed during off-season football and listen to "Hardcore-Rap" (Nelly and Bow Wow) on their way to Tennis Practice.
Weed, drugs, sex, and self-mutilation are all too common in Kingwood-everyone knows how prominent they are, but god forbid you talk about it.
Seldom people in Kingwood have any sense of individual style. The majority are Abercrombie Poster-Models and Scene kids who think they're being original and unique by dressing like 100,000 other people
While the people in surrounding towns see Kingwood as snobby and rich, very few people in Kingwood actually make more then $100,000 a year.
The people of Kingwood think they're rich because they sold their house in California or Arizona for more then it was worth, bought a house in Kingwood for a cheap price, bought a boat they never use, and got a job at Administaff.
There isn't much to do in Kingwood. Unless you enjoy walking your dog or hanging out at CVS, you're screwed unless you have a car and can drive to Humble.
Despite the fact that it resembles a crackhead-version of The Stepford Wives, Kingwood has it's upsides. There's actually some pretty cool people here (who also realize that Kingwood is a lie).
Life in Kingwood seems endless at times, but it can seem easier if you remind yourself that one day you'll escape and venture into the real world-leaving behind people like Bryce, Matt, Ashley, and Emily who were above-all in high school, but will end up working in a cubicle after they pay their way through college.
kingwood is not a good place-it's full of lies, hate, racism, backstabbing, boredom, and soccer moms-but it's surviveable.