King James 

To splooge in a girls mouth and before she swallows, slap both of her cheeks so that the cum sprays everywhere. It looks like Lebron James' pre-game ritual of throwing chalk into the air.

Dude, she had just finished giving me great head and I totally gave her a King James! It went everywhere!

King James by RyMan24 September 25, 2009

king james 

Nickname for LeBron James. Only used or accepted by people who have little or no knowledge about the nba.

Fanboy: Bow to King James!

True Fan: "King James" can suck my dick!

Fanboy: *gasps, then dies from shock*

king james by ssj marik February 18, 2005

King James 

starting hand in texas holdem currently known as Kojak as a nick name, should be changed to King James as in (lebron)

dang you had qj , and i folded King James

King James by Jeff Dailey February 6, 2009

King James 

A British king who lived from June 19, 1566 to March 27, 1625. Known for religious tolerance, his capable if modest leadership, and being absolutely, fabulously gay. Also oversaw the creation of the King James version of the Christian Bible, which is the most popular version of the Bible in American society, particularly amongst homophobic fundamentalists.

"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen," an old British saying.

"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"

King James by Ed83 December 7, 2006

King James 

When your hooking up with a girl at her place and your on top and right before u finish you pull out, catch all your demon seeds in your hand, and throw them in air (like Lebron James' pregame ritual) above the girl still laying down.

Delonte was bangin mrs. James and right before he finished he pulled out and King James' that hoe and left her with the mess.

King James by Dzell February 5, 2013

king james 

When someone of legal limit to buy alcohol takes a self-determined tax out of the pitch money of his under-aged but very thirsty peers.

Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.

Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.

king james by The Viater May 31, 2011

King James 

N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.

Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?

I love my king James!!

King James by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013