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king kong balls

King kong balls is literally a monkey with fucking balls and they made it into a statue in a place.
Person 1 : Yo dude have you seen the statue of king kong balls?
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.

King Kong balls

It’s the most beautiful statue you will ever lay your sparkling orbs on. This statue is one of the great King Kong with balls like steel. One look at his massive juicy watermelon like balls and you will start watering at the mouth. Famous YouTuber Schlatt has made it his mission to buy every single ball out there. Long live the king. #fundtheballs
Ayo let’s go see king Kong balls so we can fondle the fuck out of his balls.
King Kong balls by Megaballfondler November 9, 2021

King Midas balls 

Golden ball syndrome
King Midas balls are very very good and yummy
King Midas balls by King Crowe April 15, 2022

king dick on ball mountain 

someone who thinks he's the shit.
That fucker thinks he's king dick on ball mountain, but he is not

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026