King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun

Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"

by Layne123 December 21, 2016

king_o_poo

God among the drooling masses. That means you.

I wish king_o_poo would notice me. Guess I'll just have to go kill me-self instead.

by king_o_poo May 3, 2003

King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012

King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)

“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”

by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021

king poopy butthole

A king that is in fact a poopy butthole in his butt land of poopy stuff

person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"

by Paradoxical14 April 7, 2023

King of Poop

A pseudonim for pop singer Justin Bieber based on the music he releases.

A: Justin Bieber King of Pop
B: Did you even hear Changes? Ringtones tanked. Dustbin Beaver King of Poop wbk.

by Spamandmorespam December 14, 2020

king of poop

A pseudonym for pop star Justin Bieber.

King of pop? More like Dustbin Beaver king of poop wbk

by Spamandmorespam December 13, 2020