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A king coon is there are four cocks in some bitches ass and then wile fucking she shits and the shit pushes through the cracks between the cocks
Hey man last night me and the boys king cooned a bitch for like 3 hours

Coon King 

The coon King is the Blackest of the black. With names like DeShawn, DeAndre, Marquis, Darnell, Terrell, Malik, Trevon, Tyrone, Willie, Dominique, Demetrius, Reginald, Jamal, Maurice, Jalen, Darius, Xavier, Terrance, Andre, Darryl, you may just be a coon king. If you are a coon king you are a coon hater hater and you are born with 69 pairs of Coon pods.
LeSean: YO start rapping the coon king is coming.
Darnell: *Raps at 60 words per minute.

Coon King Xavier: That is not 61 words per minute.
Darnell: Plz no
Coon King Xavier: Die Coon

Darnell: "Dies"
Coon King by Kingtucket_YT May 9, 2019

King coonbra 

The ultimate coon, rarely seen in the wild. Should steer away if seen!

*not referring to black people*
Friend 1: Joe stole a poptart from Tim.
Friend 2: Joe is a king coonbra

I saw this pack of raccoons being led by the king coonbra doing coon things.
King coonbra by not trump January 20, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008