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fat kid at heart

A phrase to describe a person who is not physically overweight/obese who enjoys two or more of the following: *Loves to eat (especially in excess)
*Loves food

*Tasting and trying new food

*Loves to cook and bake
*LOVES BACON

NOT to be confused with a foodie or a chowhound, fat kids at heart are far from snobbish and much too lazy to strategize meticulously for each meal, instead there much more down to earth and not above eating cheap off brand food.
Friend: Why does your skinny ass eat like a pig?

Me: Cause I'm a fat kid at heart now shut up and eat your cupcake!
🔹Layman's terms: a skinny person with food junkie fat kid habits and tendencies.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016