Kick ons 

A gathering before a main party/event involving cocaine and hookers

Mate you going to kick ons before the concert?

Kick ons by Rosary_candle March 5, 2022

Onside kick 

When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!

"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".

"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".

"I know right".

Onside kick by Codeman_333 July 15, 2010

Onside Kick 

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"

"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"

Onside Kick by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007

ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK 

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face

When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels

ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020

kickons 

nothing else to say but saturdays are for the boys .

"me n chaza are goin to kickons tonight"

kickons by meffff July 28, 2020