put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)
Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"
by Guttfeeling April 11, 2025
When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.
by Lipton Geschmack Peach Ice Tea July 31, 2017
how big is your keyboard?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
by CoolGuy205 August 09, 2023
Someone trying to counteract their prejudicial actions, thoughts and feeling by proactively and aggressively pursue any types of wrongdoing - no matter how small the deed - on social media, to an audience as large as humanly possible.
Oh shut the fuck up, Max. We all know you feel super guilty for thinking like a racist, no need to go all keyboard savior on Facebook!
by disslin November 20, 2019
by MaybeAnonymous May 06, 2022
When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.
Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.
by quitterwin September 20, 2012
A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.
by Echg February 06, 2022