keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up

OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant

by Ka-Bloom June 27, 2011

keyboard cowboy

Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.

The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says

“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”

by silviasm September 3, 2022

Keyboard Operator

Someone who's Job involves solely pushing buttons on a Keyboard.

'Hanif has been promoted to a grade two Keyboard Operator'

by Andos29 October 22, 2013

Forehead keyboard

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.

I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.

by March 6, 2023

Forehead keyboard

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.

I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.

by March 6, 2023

Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 10, 2021

keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.

Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."

by Globgogabgalabagolab August 20, 2023