key rat 

Someone who lives anywhere on Key Biscayne except the Grand Bay or the Ocean Club, attended KBCS, smokes the Chronic, is generally an undesirable character, likes budweiser, and has spent excessive time at the skihole.

Key Rats run it.

key rat by gman February 18, 2004

Key Rat 

A born and raised person residing on the most humble of all abodes in Key Biscayne, one that must comply with KR rules to become one.

Kendall Characters are not Key Rats, Refs are Not Key Rats

Key Rat by Dre Dre February 18, 2004

Key Rat 

A Key Rat is one who lived in Key Biscayne between the 50s and 70s and actually operated as an organized crime gang. Up untill the 90s The Key was in the dark ages. In 90s there was a resurgence, a renaissance, a true enlightenment of ruthlessness and debauchery. These young men became known as Mid Side Kings. They lived in only a 3blk radius from "The School" aka K.B. Elementary. After about 2002 or so there have been only wannabes and groupies riding the fame of these brave men.

A Key Rat is one who has a record, dead, in jail, been to rehab(and it's not for chronic sweethearts), f*cking your gf, beats up bouncers, gets up on US1 and everywhere else, robs houses, rims, jewelry, your bitches, and anything he can get his hands on. He would also move large amount of weight, threw "V's"(violations), get rushed, rumbled without even thinking twice, feared, respected, envied, jocked, and being a degenerate and charming at the same time. Just had to clarify a lil before you dare calling yourself a Key Rat. Had Real Beef with real gangs and crews, and affiliated with Real G's b/c u gotta be one to be down.

mad love to the other True Key Rats:KMOB,KB,HIV, and rest of u. u know who u are.

Living in The Key does not make you a Key Rat, nor does having BMW, Audi, Mercedes, or any other luxury car.
Being a Key Rat is a lifestyle, not a catch phrase.
I saw a Key Rat crack that guy in the head with a bottle.
I started beef with one Key Rat, and suddenly like 20 started hitting me.

Key Rat by OBTANE1SELF September 9, 2010

key rat 

1. a gang of 12 year olds who live in Key Biscayne and steal candy from 7-11s; you can usually spot one or two being driven around in a Suburban on their way to youth soccer practice; an easy way to catch one of these "rats" is to turn a sprinkler on in your yard, or leave large amounts of chocolate bars on your doorstep
2. a rich, spoiled wastoid who is too stupid or spoiled to ever move out of their parents' home
3. what happens when you are so sad that you compulsively vomit

1. I went to the movies yesterday, and while the movie itself was good, I did not enjoy myself because there were two 10 year old key rats sitting in front of me who reeked of malted milk balls. I also couldn't see the screen over their beanies.
2. Lyman just sits around playing Super Nintendo and masturbating to "Three's Company" repeats; what a key rat.
3. After Alejandro ran out of Pokemon episodes to watch, he began key ratting all over his room. By coincidence, he was also a Key Rat, so he smelled like fermented chocolate.

key rat by Yuri Von Stinkovic December 14, 2004

Key Rat 

n. similar to a Cocoplum Gangster. This is a rich, spoiled, wannabe-thug who lives in Key Biscayne or "The Key" as they call it. Typically can be seen driving the Mercedes-Benz or BMW his mommy and daddy bought him. He might be affiliated with a "gang" and may even threaten to slap you with his wallet.

The Key Rats got in a fight with the Cocoplum Gangsters on the other side of town over who had the more expensive car.

Key Rat by el pandillero December 8, 2004

key rat 

biggest pussies ever: especially the mast guys. think they’re the shit. fucking hilarious but r so stoopid and have nothing to do but sit around stealing shit from cvs and bullying sophia kaynor.

the key rats are all at sir pizza getting wired by kaynor

key rat by 69420g January 30, 2019

key rat 

The weakest gang on the planet. All we have to do to round up Key Rats is shoot a squirt gun at them, and they start running into the squad car. You can recognize key rats because they're always making castles in the sand, boogie boarding, playing in a sprinkler in their front lawn, or getting their asses kicked by the Gables Centaurs. They're pathetic!

On a scale of toughness from 1 to 10, ifGables Centaurs are a 10, then the Key Rats are a 1.

key rat by Officer McToughass November 29, 2004