kewtech 

An electrical tester for the gods of electricity, far better than other shitty brands such as Megger or Fluke

Have you seen that poor c**t Brian he bought a Megger because he was too shit for a Kewtech!

kewtech by Roland Pitch January 25, 2025

keyteched

1. To suffer a severe loss in efficiency due to faulty software.

2. The act of getting worked by a shitty program.

3. Loss of work due to "user error"

Example usage:
Engineer A: "FUCK!"

Engineer B: "What happened?"

Engineer A: "A whole week's worth of work just got fuckin' keyteched!"

Engineer B: "That sucks!"

Engineer C: "User error."

keyteched by 0888 September 10, 2010