keto crotch

A term that is defined as the maloderous aroma eminating from the groin of an individual who participates in the keto diet.

Damn, somebody better tell Jenna to eat a cookie or something. That bitch has keto crotch hard.

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Keto crotch is the unfortunate and smelly side effect of the popular keto diet. Related to keto breath.

Are you going down on Melissa? She’s got serious keto crotch!!

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Keto cootch

A vagina that is rank, ripe, in odor and smells and tastes foul.

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