Kelso the best rapper in the world. He does lit music,lit music videos,and hit lit overall. And if any girl tryna fuck with him go for it hes da best
@kelsothegoat (btw this is not the real Kelso im just a fan of him and i love him)
@kelsothegoat (btw this is not the real Kelso im just a fan of him and i love him)
KelsoDaGoat
by MaliDaGoat April 26, 2020
A houso suburb in the town of Bathurst, New South Wales mostly built up of houses from the 60s and 70s. Known for being derro where 75% of the suburb consists of lads, lasses, bogans, skanks, stoners, junkies, stoner junkies and junkie stoners who all tried to gain entrance to George Street but shat themselves when they were confronted by the bourgeois hicks from Windradyne and Abercrombie and therefore formed shitty opinions on the rest of the city. Driveways in Kelso can be seen sporting a late model Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon in the driveway. Also may include a stolen WRX or Lancer.
Kelsonians tend to complain about how shit their suburb is yet are prone to vandalising everything within eyesight on a regular basis and then complaining about vandalism. Bonnie Street in Kelso is pretty much the border between the bogan trash and tolerable residents who are sick and tired of every drunk yobbo cunt who kicks down their fence at 2:30am in the morning.
Kelso is considered The Bronx of Bathurst. According to the Bureau of Crime Statistics and Research of NSW the Average annual percentage change over the last 60 months in terms of crime committed in Kelso was 4.8%. Though this mostly consists of break and enters and drunken violence. If you come across an individual looking to pick a fight in Kelso, apologise and say you've been "Punching Cones" or you've been "Smashing Pingers" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
Kelsonians tend to complain about how shit their suburb is yet are prone to vandalising everything within eyesight on a regular basis and then complaining about vandalism. Bonnie Street in Kelso is pretty much the border between the bogan trash and tolerable residents who are sick and tired of every drunk yobbo cunt who kicks down their fence at 2:30am in the morning.
Kelso is considered The Bronx of Bathurst. According to the Bureau of Crime Statistics and Research of NSW the Average annual percentage change over the last 60 months in terms of crime committed in Kelso was 4.8%. Though this mostly consists of break and enters and drunken violence. If you come across an individual looking to pick a fight in Kelso, apologise and say you've been "Punching Cones" or you've been "Smashing Pingers" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
by ProfessorBathurst January 13, 2016
Damn, look at this kelso!
by JbLjRs February 27, 2008
by chuckles411 March 10, 2009
by warded May 27, 2006
by elliesmirk June 1, 2006
When you are feeling down and feel like having a good time. Another name for having a party or taking a big dump
I felt down so threw a kelso with all my friends and then went to the bathroom and took a massive kelso
by Jere Freel March 4, 2005