Skip to main content

kelsey swanger 

an incredible brilliant young girl. she may seem crazy and silly on the outside, but deep down she is a sensative emotional girl. she tries to hide her emotions, and only her real friends can see when she's down. anybody would be extremly lucky to be friends with a kelsey swanger. Having a kelsey swanger is like having a shoulder to cry on whenever you need it. she is always there for everyone and is super nice. when you need advice she'll talk, and sometimes won't stop...lol. when you need to talk about your problems, she will just sit and listen. i'm so grateful for having a kelsey swanger. i just don't know what i would do without her.

A kelsey swanger is sporty, funny, and can make anyone smile. Whenver you're around her you feel this energetic vibe that makes you feel great.

A kelsey swanger makes guys go crazy with her amazing personality and beauty inside and out. If someone hurts a kelsey swanger they will regret it. She trusts a lot of people and it's dangerous sometimes. When a kelsey swanger falls in love; it will take something very powerful to take her out of it. Never hurt a kelsey swanger, because that would be the worst mistake of your life.
person 1: do you know a kelsey swanger?

person 2: yeah, i can trust her with all of my secrets and she gives the best advice

person 1: really? i need to get myself a kelsey swanger

person 2: im sure you could easily get one, she's the nicest gal around town. she loves everyone and is never mean!
kelsey swanger by loverbird456 June 29, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next