kelsey swanger 

an incredible brilliant young girl. she may seem crazy and silly on the outside, but deep down she is a sensative emotional girl. she tries to hide her emotions, and only her real friends can see when she's down. anybody would be extremly lucky to be friends with a kelsey swanger. Having a kelsey swanger is like having a shoulder to cry on whenever you need it. she is always there for everyone and is super nice. when you need advice she'll talk, and sometimes won't stop...lol. when you need to talk about your problems, she will just sit and listen. i'm so grateful for having a kelsey swanger. i just don't know what i would do without her.

A kelsey swanger is sporty, funny, and can make anyone smile. Whenver you're around her you feel this energetic vibe that makes you feel great.

A kelsey swanger makes guys go crazy with her amazing personality and beauty inside and out. If someone hurts a kelsey swanger they will regret it. She trusts a lot of people and it's dangerous sometimes. When a kelsey swanger falls in love; it will take something very powerful to take her out of it. Never hurt a kelsey swanger, because that would be the worst mistake of your life.

person 1: do you know a kelsey swanger?

person 2: yeah, i can trust her with all of my secrets and she gives the best advice

person 1: really? i need to get myself a kelsey swanger

person 2: im sure you could easily get one, she's the nicest gal around town. she loves everyone and is never mean!

kelsey swanger by loverbird456 June 29, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016