1. A corporation that is #1 in cereal production in the US.

2. A small, usually but not always blonde-haired child that is very skinny and has abnormally pale skin. Usually resides in his/her bedroom on the weekends with blinds over the windows to keep sunlight from getting in.
Guy 1: Hey look at Kevin over there. He's a total Kellogg!
by A Blind Assassin February 6, 2011
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English people attempting to speak Greek and using the words Keloggs Trippa as an attempt at pronunciating "Kollo Trippa". The real pronunciation is Kollo trippa which means ass hole, chocolate starfish or rectum.
I absolutely pounded her Kelloggs trippa for several hours last night.
by Sixamenos August 28, 2018
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When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017
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When somebody is brutally honest or mean regarding something you are sensitive about, and you get your feelings hurt:
e.g.1: They made fun of my accent. I pretended to be part of the fun but it was a kick in the Kellogg's.

e.g.2: Boy-oh-boy, the teacher really kicked me right in the Kellogg's when she said that I can't sing.
by Geekybully April 25, 2016
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Subsidiary of Halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction. Provides armed, military-style protection and slave-wage labor construction costs via their military support and contracting arms.
Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!
by HiroProtagonist February 21, 2006
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Also known as KK, Kelloggs Krunchy Nut is a wonderful and highly addictive cereal. It is a blend of cornflakes with nuts and honey added.

KK has highly awesumness qualities about it. Its main one is its principle of KKarma. KKarma is Kelloggs karma and the basic rule is that if you eat Kelloggs Krunchy, good things happen to you. If you dont eat Kelloggs Krunchy, bad things happen to you.

Many people also follow KKarma due to its pimping gifts that the eater receives after consuming it. Although these attributes will/could be horrificly reversed if KK is eaten in an unappropiate fashion or a meal is missed.
I eat Kelloggs Krunchy Nut 8 times a week
D ate his KK soggy, thats why he didnt get Nm
by Calman September 15, 2006
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The epitome of white trash. Most people from this school wouldn’t even know the definition of the word epitome.
Person 1: “Have you heard of Delton Kellogg High School?”
Person 2: “I heard that people drive their tractors to school, is that true?”
Person 1: “Sadly... yes.”
by Fact_Checker101 September 15, 2019
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