People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

Keith Hernandez by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

I'm Keith Hernandez

Saying you are going to do something simply because of who you are. The highest level of self-confidence and overemphasis of your abilities.

Hernandez himself when he makes a move on Elaine in a 92 episode of Seinfeld simply because he was Keith Hernandez. Michael Jordan making 3's in Game 1 of the 1992 Finals and shrugging to the crowd. Matt Leinart slinging the ball long on 4th down against Notre Dame. An athlete especially has an "I'm Keith Hernandez" moment when he decides to do whatever he wants because of his own name and identity. Frequently used by ESPN writer Bill Simmons

I'm Keith Hernandez by Michael Bliss December 27, 2008

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

Keith Austin Hernandez by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith Hernadez

1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). The inventor of the mustache ride.
3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer

1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?
Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez
Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.
2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.
3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.

Keith Hernadez by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026